What do you call a little mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.

Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either!

What do you call a gang of mexicans running down a hill?

Jailbreak!

Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?

So mexicans can window shop!

Why do mexicans drive lowriders?

So they can drive while they pick strawberries.

What do you call a mexican getting baptised?

Bean dip!

What do you call a building full of mexicans?

A jail!

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan!

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

How do you kill a mexican?

Throw a quarter off a cliff.

What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?

A theif who's too lazy to steal!

Why don't mexicans have barbecues?

The beans keep falling through the grill!

What did the mexican say when his home fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

How do you find the richest mexican in town?

Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest mexican!

Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?

So they'll have something to unwrap!

Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?

They only have two cars!

How do you start a mexican parade?

Roll a quarter down the street!

A mexican and a black are riding in car . . who's driving?

A cop!

How do you hide money from a mexican?

Hide it under a bar of soap!

Why is there no mexican olympic team?

All the mexicans who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!

Why is a mexican like a pizza?

They're both small, greasy and speak no english!

What is a mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed!

Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?

It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!